skrit

Street slang for money.

"I need some new shoes, but my mom won't give me any skrit"
"I'd buy you that sandwich but I'm short on skrit"
"HAND OVER THE SKRIT OR FUCKING DIE BITCH"

by mvmarcz March 3, 2005

Skrit

A racial slur used against Indians and Indian-Americans (From India). It is derived from Sanskrit.

Adam: "I keep getting calls from Indian Tech Support scammer."

Joey: "Damn Skrits."

by ManWithASoupCan March 1, 2021

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

yo, nice skirt

A rap line sung by South Korean idol Park Chanyeol (member of band EXO) in the song Forever. This line became a joke between the fans (EXO-L or Aeri) as soon as the song was released.

"Does this look good on me?"

"Yo, nice skirt!"

by miracles-in-minseok August 24, 2017

Skitbigga

A goofy ass nigga

David has the worst opinions what a skitbigga.

by Trokigga May 7, 2021

skitarded

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

Scritching

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

by timberpup January 24, 2010