Jazzmondo's definitions

Waynegagger

Someone who is secretly in love with a friend that much they will watch them through windows whilst masturbating themselves into a out of body orgasmic experience also usually using teddy's for sexual puprposes ...on rare occasions breaking and entering for the purpose of ejaculation

What the fxxk is andrew doing Waynegagger ing again

by Jazzmondo December 28, 2016

skoofer

To skoofer is to do final adjustment to something you are making

Jut skoofer this peice of timber and it's ready to be varnished skoofer varnish

Timber

by Jazzmondo February 18, 2017

Askhole

A person that asked for advice then usually does the opposite of the advice

A friend asked me about his relationship goals then proceeded to go out drinking with his friends

You Lee are a askhole

by Jazzmondo July 8, 2020