sknids
sknids by MAUS KALI ROEK PENZR July 2, 2008
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give 'em the skids
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1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.
give 'em the skids by m.gutz May 12, 2011
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greasing the skids
To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
greasing the skids by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
skaids
Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.
Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.
skaids by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013
skidsophrenia
A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.
skidsophrenia by MCLegend May 13, 2014
Skids
Everyone on hackforums.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey are you a skid?
Guy 2: Yes I am, cuz I spend my whole life on hackforums
Example 2:
Guy 1: Those people on hackforums are a bunch of skids
Guy 1: Hey are you a skid?
Guy 2: Yes I am, cuz I spend my whole life on hackforums
Example 2:
Guy 1: Those people on hackforums are a bunch of skids
Skids by iPodWoman123 October 9, 2012
Front Skids
The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.
After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.
Front Skids by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006
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