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Skipzophrenia 

The medical inability to allow a music playlist to run it's course without skipping many tracks every few songs. Widely acknowledged by doctors to be a natural signal that you need to invest in new music/lay off the juice.
One man to another:

Man#1 "Woah man, your msn keeps changing what song you're on every 3 seconds. My eyes are beginning to hurt."''

Man#2 "I'm sorry . I just can't seem to settle on any one song anymore, I think I'm developing skipzophrenia."

Man#3 "Dude, you need to get some new music. Want the latest prodigy album?"

shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
shitsophrenia by JoRoMo December 10, 2009

skitsophrenia 

A crazed and delusional condition caused by reading too many b**ls**t submissions for da local school play.
I tediously waded through well over a hundred stupid-a** ideas for what we should present on junior acting night at the high school ,and now I gots a rip-roarin' case of skitsophrenia!
skitsophrenia by QuacksO November 2, 2018

skitsophrenia 

Rulesys
Dami: Rulesys has skitsophrenia

Skidophrenia 

Schizophrenia is a chronic brain disorder that is afraid of skids.
Liaped wanted to join a Roblox coding Discord Server and didn't because he has Skidophrenia
Skidophrenia by Liaped January 23, 2024

Skidzophrenia

A condition that most script kiddies seem to be suffering from. It causes the victim to spout random words, usually related to computers and “hacking”. They also seem to be extremely paranoid
Man, I was trying to browse a cybersecurity forum, but all these skidzophrenics were busy screaming about being bugged by the CIA!

Yeah, I don’t bother browsing tech forums anymore, all these skidzophrenics are driving me crazy

Josh has skidzophrenia. Don’t say the word “hacking” around him
Skidzophrenia by SpheresVA February 24, 2024