sklorp
"Sklorp"
"what was that noise?"
"what was that noise?"
sklorp by why write a name January 19, 2023
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slorps
Chandler: Well, first of all, they’re not called “sneakers” anymore. Apparently, they’re called “kicks” or “skids” and I think I heard somebody say “slorps”.
slorps by holb333333 October 13, 2008
Splorp
Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p
When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.
When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.
Splorp by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022
(Sexy) Skorpion
You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.
Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!
Man: Okay
Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt
Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
Man: Okay
Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt
Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
(Sexy) Skorpion by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009
skloop
a sound effect used when playing a trick on someone or stealing something.
similar to yoink
see also skanchskoach
similar to yoink
see also skanchskoach
someone goes to shake your hand and you fold your thumb into your palm and exclaim "skloop, dead fish".
your friend has hot fries from McDonalds, you smell the sweet aroma and steal a fry while saying "skloop"
your mother has a mug of hot coffee in her hand. You decide to slap it out of her hand. This would be a perfect time to say "skloop"
your friend has hot fries from McDonalds, you smell the sweet aroma and steal a fry while saying "skloop"
your mother has a mug of hot coffee in her hand. You decide to slap it out of her hand. This would be a perfect time to say "skloop"
skloop by Jack Skirianos December 2, 2004
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