Chandler: Well, first of all, they’re not called “sneakers” anymore. Apparently, they’re called “kicks” or “skids” and I think I heard somebody say “slorps”.
When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.
*drink spills on you* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just Splorped!
You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.