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Chandler: Well, first of all, they’re not called “sneakers” anymore. Apparently, they’re called “kicks” or “skids” and I think I heard somebody say “slorps”.
slorps by holb333333 October 13, 2008
Related Words
sklorp Sklorphing shlorp slorps splorp sklürp Shlorpo Sklomped sklop Sklore
Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.
*drink spills on you* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just Splorped!
Splorp by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022

(Sexy) Skorpion 

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.
Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
a sound effect used when playing a trick on someone or stealing something.

similar to yoink

see also skanchskoach
someone goes to shake your hand and you fold your thumb into your palm and exclaim "skloop, dead fish".

your friend has hot fries from McDonalds, you smell the sweet aroma and steal a fry while saying "skloop"

your mother has a mug of hot coffee in her hand. You decide to slap it out of her hand. This would be a perfect time to say "skloop"
skloop by Jack Skirianos December 2, 2004
(adj)A combination of the words skank, slut, and whore all in one.
"Man, that girl is such a sklor."
Sklor by V-niz January 22, 2008
A person who is an inconceivably amazing, marvelous, and utterly remarkable Minecraft YouTuber.
That guy is Sklirp.
Sklirp by Ineedtotypethisinthisbox December 30, 2020