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skerfuffle 

It’s a kerfuffle that progresses into a scuffle. A skerfuffle
You take my last Topo from my YETI, and there’s gonna be a skerfuffle
skerfuffle by UncleMitch June 9, 2021
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The dirty kid in school. Similar to "skank".
skerf by skerfseeker June 30, 2009
Sklurf is a a vagina that is over 50 years old and has been fucked so many times that it is always wide open or a very ugly deformed young vagina.
Travis: Damn Jessica is fucking ugly.
Dylan: Well what do you expect she has a sklurf.
Travis:Eww
Sklurf by Hood Brat March 26, 2009
When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement
"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"
Splerf by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
similar to a spliff but much fatter.
"wanna roll a spliff?"
"no, i wanna rolla splerf"
splerf by the magic ferret August 4, 2006
That pritchel with the hacking problem just needs a skerfer. The only way to stop it is to skerfer him in front of his bitch boy clan. NAh, just not worth it!

Rip the system. Feel my skerfer instead. The sight of it will give you chillz. I Got no patients for your bullshit kiddie drama. UFC bitch Lets GO, name it. mono E mono. M vs. W. No holds bared. Last one standing gets it;) JK

Step to my door boy and the only thing you'll feel is a skerfer from the right.

I don't want to hear anything about your love game man. I'm not in, nor will I ever, love you. I'd rather see you skerfered. Get off her equipment and out of her life.

The operation of the machine needs a skerfer thrower up at that podium. They'd need less cards to pronounce and their bullshit plans for our economy. Hope they really do like the aroma of toilets the way this is all playing out for this country.

The lead executive of BP needs a skerfer. The locals know the waters better. Let them lend a hand with the clean up your company caused moron's. Take some of the firing squad out to stop the health hazards in the waters.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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