skerf 

The dirty kid in school. Similar to "skank".

That kid with the mullett is a skerf.

skerf by skerfseeker June 30, 2009

Skerp 

Means literally anything you want it to mean. Ambiguous but nonetheless, the skerpiest word of all time. Commonly also used as skerpy derpy, skerpiest, mmmm

Oooooooo the McRib is the skerpiest thing of all time

Skerp by Mmmskerpyderpy July 19, 2018

serfing

Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working

Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.

serfing by The Serfer December 5, 2013

serf and james 

A serf and james is the next and upcoming fad. In reality self expression was never a fad in the first place. this places serf and james on another realm of existence.

People try to reap off the awesomeness of serf and james becoming 10x's kewler. These people may be fans of the serf and james life style or they may just be groupies who love em' booty.

Man, you hear/saw that, it's totally serf and james.

My bro really loves his cd, serf and james style. :P

Serf and james makes me feel awesome. <3

Rawr, serf and james! :3

Serf and james is kewl dat' yo!

That serf and james wins over any poon anyday!

before:
I can't wait to go see serf and james.

after:
"OMG I JUST SAW SERF AND JAMES!" *excited and 10x's kewler*

It's kewl.. but nothing like serf and james.

serf and james by Branwen January 17, 2009

Sherfur 

Another way of saying for sure but sarcastically, as to express how NOT "sherfur" you are about something. Can also be used as a way of expressing suspicion.

Bryce: "Yo, Wade you tryna smoke this loud with me in the back?"
Wade: "Sherfur dude, ya I totally wanna burn some tree right now."

Sherfur by yourlocalgarvin April 28, 2020

skerrat 

A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".

Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."

skerrat by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009

skerbed

A new, better, more heightened word for burned. If you really want to let your buddy know he has his ass handed to him, you gots to drop the SKERB.

"Oh man, I was macking on this hottie all night...until her boyfriend knocked me on my ass!"
"Awwww you just got SKERBED!"

skerbed by James Belfer May 17, 2008