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Sklurf is a a vagina that is over 50 years old and has been fucked so many times that it is always wide open or a very ugly deformed young vagina.
Travis: Damn Jessica is fucking ugly.
Dylan: Well what do you expect she has a sklurf.
Travis:Eww
Sklurf by Hood Brat March 26, 2009
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The greenish white ejaculate liquid that comes out of a male orc when aroused until glorious climax. You will know its coming when the orc lets out a tremendous warcry.
Peon: "Hay yo ma, did chu peek what happened at the Grim Guzzler before the sunrise?"

Troll: "Nah mon! What be good cha?"

Peon: "Thrall sklurmed all over Jaina Proudmoore's tits mon!"
sklurm by Kryptoxic June 22, 2011
Related Words
Sklurf skurf splurf Slurf sklürp splurfff shlurfin Skurfing slurfed shlurf
Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white
shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021
A popular in Mississippi made by rap group SKURF; to finesse a nigga or have non intamant sex with a female
Yo, I just skurfed that bitch last night

Bro I skurfed that nigga for his work
SKURF by Liluzivert666 January 11, 2018
for white people to use instead of the n word. dont be racist children
yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. dont be racist children
shlurfin by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021
masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
splurf by dr.smegman January 21, 2011
A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.
Damn thats so shlurf of you
shlurf by Shlurfan June 26, 2020
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