Sklurf

Sklurf is a a vagina that is over 50 years old and has been fucked so many times that it is always wide open or a very ugly deformed young vagina.

Travis: Damn Jessica is fucking ugly.
Dylan: Well what do you expect she has a sklurf.
Travis:Eww

by Hood Brat March 26, 2009

sklurm

The greenish white ejaculate liquid that comes out of a male orc when aroused until glorious climax. You will know its coming when the orc lets out a tremendous warcry.

Peon: "Hay yo ma, did chu peek what happened at the Grim Guzzler before the sunrise?"

Troll: "Nah mon! What be good cha?"

Peon: "Thrall sklurmed all over Jaina Proudmoore's tits mon!"

by Kryptoxic June 22, 2011

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

SKURF

A popular in Mississippi made by rap group SKURF; to finesse a nigga or have non intamant sex with a female

Yo, I just skurfed that bitch last night

Bro I skurfed that nigga for his work

by Liluzivert666 January 11, 2018

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021

splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

shlurf

A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.

Damn thats so shlurf of you

by Shlurfan June 26, 2020