skerfer 

(skurr-furr)
A punch to the neck!

That pritchel with the hacking problem just needs a skerfer. The only way to stop it is to skerfer him in front of his bitch boy clan. NAh, just not worth it!

Rip the system. Feel my skerfer instead. The sight of it will give you chillz. I Got no patients for your bullshit kiddie drama. UFC bitch Lets GO, name it. mono E mono. M vs. W. No holds bared. Last one standing gets it;) JK

Step to my door boy and the only thing you'll feel is a skerfer from the right.

I don't want to hear anything about your love game man. I'm not in, nor will I ever, love you. I'd rather see you skerfered. Get off her equipment and out of her life.

The operation of the machine needs a skerfer thrower up at that podium. They'd need less cards to pronounce and their bullshit plans for our economy. Hope they really do like the aroma of toilets the way this is all playing out for this country.

The lead executive of BP needs a skerfer. The locals know the waters better. Let them lend a hand with the clean up your company caused moron's. Take some of the firing squad out to stop the health hazards in the waters.

skerfer by HappyGapSappyI<3pickles May 5, 2010

Skeefer 

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

Skeefer by moosiclogic September 15, 2009

Epyckej Serfer 

A shitty discord server thats ran by a czech drunkard and some random retards as mods, it became ssu 3.0 after its mods started a mass ban wave of the ogs after the server got warned by discord tos.

-bruh i got banned on ssu for being polish
-same, join epyckej serfer its better

-dude ssu is so dead where the ogs at?
-theyre on epyckej serfer

Epyckej Serfer by Just.Revan July 6, 2022

skefer 

Abbreviated form of "skank-ass heffer." A slutty obese trick.

Bitch, please. You're just a skefer beggin to get stuffed.

skefer by Jenny from da Block August 29, 2005

Skeffer 

A heffer and a skank in one

You stupid skeffer

Skeffer by sylvia May 17, 2004

Serfer 

A person who rides a wave towards the shore while standing or lying on a serfboard.

"AKAW!!! That was gnarly mate!" said the serfer.

Serfer by Yawthat's c the cmisthy c September 9, 2020

herp skerper 

People who get in the way of things and walk around confused with no purpose, just like the nematodes in Spongebob. These people have no purpose and are all the same wastes of space.

Dude: Bra, you ready to hit the high tide?
Me: We're gonna have to wait until tomorrow, too many herp skerpers out there harshing my mellow.

herp skerper by sirpsychosexy July 26, 2012