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The condition of being both hung-over and drunk at the same time. Usually occurs during the beginning of a second consecutive drinking night.
Dude, I'm fucking SKLAMPED
sklamped by Brrrrrrrri Guy! August 17, 2006
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Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned
I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!
Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016
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slampede 

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede
All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!
slampede by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011
The past tense of Skamp. this is the shit you take after eating an excessive amount of seafood, especially at Long John Silvers.
Dude, after last nights dinner at Long John Silvers, I skamped all over Phils toilet.
Skamped by MargoMauler June 28, 2009
deleting stuff that allready was written down

mostly used in chats as example discord servers
there is no example atm because it got skramped ;)
skramped by justDom May 14, 2020
deleting text that allready was written down

mostly used in text chat as example disocrd servers
there no example here atm because it was skramped ;)
skramped by justDom May 14, 2020
To be tired, exhausted, asleep, passed out, or intoxicated to the point of being unable to sit up straight
"Jim's been hustlin' weight all day; he's over there slamped on the bed."

"Last night I had nine beers, three shots of Jose, and a blunt to the face. I was straight slampin' by the end of the night."
Slamped by the upgradee February 4, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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