Slamped 

To be tired, exhausted, asleep, passed out, or intoxicated to the point of being unable to sit up straight

"Jim's been hustlin' weight all day; he's over there slamped on the bed."

"Last night I had nine beers, three shots of Jose, and a blunt to the face. I was straight slampin' by the end of the night."

Slamped by the upgradee February 4, 2010

cell slapped 

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.

Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

cell slapped by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede 

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Slapped By Legal 

Another way of saying 'You will be sued' or 'I am going to get my lawers'
Mostly known from Danny Gonzalez's second channel '2 Danny 2 Furious' video 'getting slapped by legal :/'

"He's about to get slapped by legal for using our face"

Slapped By Legal by MugManNumber932 November 1, 2020

Slumped 

When a nigga tired or sleep

that nigga over there slumped

Slumped by Shiiiwhatt December 29, 2018

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021