skirtdick 

The term used to describe the odd bulge of fabric that appears on the crotch of the skirt when the person is sitting down.

1. This skirt may make my ass look awesome when I'm up, but it has some serious skirtdick when i sit down.
2. He was eyeballing me all suspiciously until I explained to him it was only some skirtdick.

skirtdick by Tina Bug & Christian September 18, 2005

Shirtdicking 

Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.

I showed up at his house for dinner and he was shirtdicking .

erection wood shirtless hard

Shirtdicking by Hudway May 13, 2018

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

skidickle

The skin of a dill pickle

I really wanted a dill pickle, but instead got a skidickle on my burger

skidickle by Thundercats Ho April 5, 2017

shitdickness 

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

shitdickness by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

Shitdickonmytits 

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

Shitdickonmytits by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Holy Shitdicks 

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

Holy Shitdicks by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010