Shirtdicking
Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.
Shirtdicking by Hudway May 13, 2018
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Shirtdicking
I went over to his house and he was shirtdicking in the living room.
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Shirtdicking by Hudway May 11, 2018
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shirtcocking
verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.
I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.
shirtcocking by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010
shirtcocking
A nudist practice involving wearing nothing but a shirt, usually a t-shirt that ends above the waste.
That smelly old hippie with the Burn It! t-shirt and no pants is shirtcocking in the wrong town. Get him!
shirtcocking by Prof. Toofin Gersinmee May 3, 2006
shitpicking
The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.
Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.
Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie
Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake
Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie
Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake
Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
shitpicking by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009
Shrithicking
Shrithicking by Anon836 April 7, 2026
Emotional Shirtcocking
When Denny asked me what was really troubling me, I really didn't feel better until he encouraged me to do some emotional shirtcocking.
Emotional Shirtcocking by Playa Wizard April 9, 2023
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