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Swinscraper

When you pleasure a man so hard that you actually bruise your chin on his balls.
Scott bruised himself giving his lover a Swinscraper this morning. Now he must wear a creepy bandaid on his face.
Swinscraper by Brawnster March 18, 2014

skinstache 

This is what occurs when a woman has been tanning in the sun or with sunless tanner, and has her upper-lip waxed. Waxing removes the top 3 layers of skin, therefore removing the tan and leaving a white "skinstache".
"Oh dear, I shouldn't have gone tanning and then have the salon wax my mustache! Now I have a skinstache."
skinstache by Deanna03801 February 25, 2009
An account that one would own on the social media platform, Instagram, where the individual would post photos some might describe as revealing or sexual.
Person one: "Did you see that Hannah made a skinsta?"
Person two: "I saw that, her latest picture is exceptionally revealing."

Skinstrument 

I played my skinstrument all week
Skinstrument by dahlillama March 4, 2011

skinstagram 

A picture you post of yourself in a swimsuit or a skimpy outfit, mainly to show off your body. Especially common during the summer.
"Dude, did you see Allie's selfie from the beach?"

"Yeah man, really nice skinstagram."
skinstagram by CrackerTwoThousand August 14, 2014

skinstache 

The puffy, mustache shaped skin resembling a bald mustache on some guys upper lip.

"Hey Dude, did you shave your mustache?"

"No, I just covered it with concealer."

"Yeah, Wow, I really didn't notice."

"Skinstache."
skinstache by captainscurvypants November 5, 2008