skinitar

Slang for penis.

Check out that dudes skinitar, I think its infected.

by taproot August 10, 2010

Skintard

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

Skintar

1.The purple necked stratacastor between a mans legs. 2. Slang word for any sexual act performed on a male penis.

Looks like Tom is going to his room, guess he is going to be a skintar hero tonight.

Honey..I feel like an acoustic set, will you tune my skintar?

by diggler52 September 4, 2011

skiitard

One who skiis and is retarded, but not literally so.

A: Man, that fucking guy is being a skiitard!

B: I know, he shouldn't be on the black diamond!

by Dicky McBung February 12, 2014

Skintar

What you play when you have no instrument and your pants are off. It can be strummed slow or you can really rock out, sometimes leading to wrist cramps.

I play my skintar solo to pick me up when I'm feelin' lonely

by shroomcloud April 14, 2011

Skintar

It's when you stretch and squeeze the tip of your penis and strum your ball sack on the forehead of someone's mother

Would your mom like to play the Skintar tonight

by ChazDaSpaz December 18, 2025