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skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010
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Skintard 

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.
eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.
Skintard by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

skiptard 

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.
That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.

Skibtard 

Skibtard Is A Curse And Slight Slur Similar To The Political Form "Libtards" Skib Tard Is A Retard Who Watches Skibidi Toilet And Brags A Lot About It
Timmy:" I Love Watching Skibidi Toilet."
Sam:"Shut Up Timmy You're A Skibtard."
Skibtard by MoeGreg July 23, 2023

skidtard 

A fucking script kiddie thats such a fucking retard it triggers everyone
EVPNS YOU ARE A SKIDTARD
skidtard by FtsMondo September 6, 2022

Skiptardian 

A word used to describe someone so incredibly stupid, they defy all other terms of the word.
His absolute stupidity is on a Skiptardian level.
Skiptardian by JumboJuice2079! March 10, 2024
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