Skintard 

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

Skintard by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

ShinTard 

A below average man in terms of physique, intelligence, capability and overall quality of life. He is seen to have a large head, often bigger than most fruits - including watermelon. He is known to look like a dolphin, lego man, Geico lizard, box man, among other things.
He is seen to be friends with DingTard/TanTard, a member of the large Tard Clan.

Friend: "Is that ShinTard?"
Friend: "Yeah, I heard his IQ is 102!"

ShinTard by hannah.cec19 June 10, 2018

skiptard 

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.

That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.

skiptard by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

Skintar 

1.The purple necked stratacastor between a mans legs. 2. Slang word for any sexual act performed on a male penis.

Looks like Tom is going to his room, guess he is going to be a skintar hero tonight.

Honey..I feel like an acoustic set, will you tune my skintar?

Skintar by diggler52 September 4, 2011

skiitard 

One who skiis and is retarded, but not literally so.

A: Man, that fucking guy is being a skiitard!

B: I know, he shouldn't be on the black diamond!

skiitard by Dicky McBung February 12, 2014

Skibtard 

Skibtard Is A Curse And Slight Slur Similar To The Political Form "Libtards" Skib Tard Is A Retard Who Watches Skibidi Toilet And Brags A Lot About It

Timmy:" I Love Watching Skibidi Toilet."
Sam:"Shut Up Timmy You're A Skibtard."

Skibtard by MoeGreg July 23, 2023