skin canoe
When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti
skin canoe by Paapaa January 12, 2018
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skin cancer
n.
what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such
Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such
Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*
White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!
Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!
Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
skin cancer by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008
Related Words
skin canoe • skin canoeing • skin cancer • skin • skin flute • skin dog • skin-flint • skin tags • skin job • skin byrd
Patriotic Skin Cancer
The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)
Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
Patriotic Skin Cancer by Pwink June 10, 2020
skin cancer
?having a lot of moles,
?breaking out with green & black on skin from nickel jewelry,
?when you quit smoking marijuanna with your bros,
?sun burn as soon as you walk in day light,
?skin severely hurting and feeling too tight,
?blood feeling poisoned,
?skin irritated and hurting, ?
?body stiffness,
?break outs from your razor (hey you didn't know it had nickel in it for the past 10 years you have been shaving yourself (hey no wonder you never had smooth skin after each shave, had ended up with purple, blue and black where it was bleeding over again)),
?a lot of moles on your body that are pretty big and puffy and some changing , darker colors even white, changing wierd shapes
?in the moles that you cut off okay that are turning white and you think ''thank god I have been living like an albino".. praying there is no melanoma in your blood!
?yes
?breaking out with green & black on skin from nickel jewelry,
?when you quit smoking marijuanna with your bros,
?sun burn as soon as you walk in day light,
?skin severely hurting and feeling too tight,
?blood feeling poisoned,
?skin irritated and hurting, ?
?body stiffness,
?break outs from your razor (hey you didn't know it had nickel in it for the past 10 years you have been shaving yourself (hey no wonder you never had smooth skin after each shave, had ended up with purple, blue and black where it was bleeding over again)),
?a lot of moles on your body that are pretty big and puffy and some changing , darker colors even white, changing wierd shapes
?in the moles that you cut off okay that are turning white and you think ''thank god I have been living like an albino".. praying there is no melanoma in your blood!
?yes
I was afraid of getting skin cancer so I started living albino style, sure enough my skin was super puffy from my razor, my moles changed colors and shapes and now I hope I don't have melanoma!
A girl went tanning and got skin cancer.
Just because my mole is white does not mean I have skin cancer.
A girl went tanning and got skin cancer.
Just because my mole is white does not mean I have skin cancer.
skin cancer by Airabeara February 20, 2011
skin canoeing
Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.
Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...
skin canoeing by CreepyRob June 5, 2023
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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