skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!

skiffilufigus by FreshestLette April 30, 2004

Snuffilufigus 

Refers To The Wooly Mammoth From Sesame Street. Visualize An Elephant Using His "Long Trunk" To Suck Up All Your Dope.

AKA, Moocher,Freeloader,Glutton.

"Hell Naw, You Better Not Even Ask Me Fer Shit With Your Snuffilufigus Ass!

Snuffilufigus by DGringo October 2, 2009

snuffilufigus 

The brown fuzzy character on seaseme street who looked like a fucked up elephant.

kid 1: Hey that looks like an elephant! but its brown..and fuzzy.
kid 2: That's a snuffilufigus!

snuffilufigus by christay tay April 14, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008