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Remnants of a recent sloppy poo left over in the toilet bowl
Look at the mess of that skidpan
skidpan by Prelims November 29, 2024
Words you can keep
A true American, filled with the virtues of truth, wisdom, knowledge, and selflesness while maintaining the warrior spirit. Aslo used as an adjective to describe a man that is incredibly good looking or a woman that is beautiful inside and out.
Wow, did you see that guy... he looks and acts like a Skirpan! That is a rare breed.

Emily Skirpan 

The hottest girl to walk the Earth. She is beautiful beyond compare.
Man 1: Is that Emily Skirpan?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude! Can't you tell by her hotness!?
Emily Skirpan by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011
A person who shits on someones popular opinion. This act can be seen as unpopular and unworthy to the friendship group and thus the person is called a skidman.
Dave - See that girl over there? She's fit!
Tom - Are you blind she's ugly!
Steve - Oi shut up Tom she's bre
Dan - Yeah Tom you're such a skidman.
skidman by sulleymanji September 16, 2014
The Pedestrians of SkidVille are called skidians. They are usually people who think they are hackers in insta and they end up being randys.
Jake Paul: U a skidian nigga?
Mark Zuckeberg: Ayo pussy i not a skid.
Skidian by DaNiggaHimself September 15, 2019

shidpant 

Canned coffee, predominantly of the Japanese variety, that usually results in explosive, violent, or sudden bowel movements after ingestion.
Hey, you tried that new coffee in the vending machine?

Yeah, was prime shidpant.
shidpant by drumnut6p September 21, 2021
a name given to someone who leaves a nasty skidmark on a seat or toilet, whoever leaves the worst skid is labeled and branded as skidman
Hugo: Oscar left the nastiest skidmark ever when he stood up, the seat is glistening

Oscar: Nuh uh no i didn't

Jack: you're such a skidman
skidman by johnathon2 October 9, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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