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A true American, filled with the virtues of truth, wisdom, knowledge, and selflesness while maintaining the warrior spirit. Aslo used as an adjective to describe a man that is incredibly good looking or a woman that is beautiful inside and out.
Wow, did you see that guy... he looks and acts like a Skirpan! That is a rare breed.

Emily Skirpan 

The hottest girl to walk the Earth. She is beautiful beyond compare.
Man 1: Is that Emily Skirpan?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude! Can't you tell by her hotness!?
Emily Skirpan by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011
A person who shits on someones popular opinion. This act can be seen as unpopular and unworthy to the friendship group and thus the person is called a skidman.
Dave - See that girl over there? She's fit!
Tom - Are you blind she's ugly!
Steve - Oi shut up Tom she's bre
Dan - Yeah Tom you're such a skidman.
skidman by sulleymanji September 16, 2014
The Pedestrians of SkidVille are called skidians. They are usually people who think they are hackers in insta and they end up being randys.
Jake Paul: U a skidian nigga?
Mark Zuckeberg: Ayo pussy i not a skid.
Skidian by DaNiggaHimself September 15, 2019

shidpant 

Canned coffee, predominantly of the Japanese variety, that usually results in explosive, violent, or sudden bowel movements after ingestion.
Hey, you tried that new coffee in the vending machine?

Yeah, was prime shidpant.
shidpant by drumnut6p September 21, 2021
a name given to someone who leaves a nasty skidmark on a seat or toilet, whoever leaves the worst skid is labeled and branded as skidman
Hugo: Oscar left the nastiest skidmark ever when he stood up, the seat is glistening

Oscar: Nuh uh no i didn't

Jack: you're such a skidman
skidman by johnathon2 October 9, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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