skidpan

Remnants of a recent sloppy poo left over in the toilet bowl

Look at the mess of that skidpan

by Prelims November 29, 2024

Skirpan

A true American, filled with the virtues of truth, wisdom, knowledge, and selflesness while maintaining the warrior spirit. Aslo used as an adjective to describe a man that is incredibly good looking or a woman that is beautiful inside and out.

Wow, did you see that guy... he looks and acts like a Skirpan! That is a rare breed.

by truthhonestyandtheamericanway August 1, 2016

Emily Skirpan

The hottest girl to walk the Earth. She is beautiful beyond compare.

Man 1: Is that Emily Skirpan?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude! Can't you tell by her hotness!?

by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011

skidman

A person who shits on someones popular opinion. This act can be seen as unpopular and unworthy to the friendship group and thus the person is called a skidman.

Dave - See that girl over there? She's fit!
Tom - Are you blind she's ugly!
Steve - Oi shut up Tom she's bre
Dan - Yeah Tom you're such a skidman.

by sulleymanji September 16, 2014

Skidian

The Pedestrians of SkidVille are called skidians. They are usually people who think they are hackers in insta and they end up being randys.

Jake Paul: U a skidian nigga?
Mark Zuckeberg: Ayo pussy i not a skid.

by DaNiggaHimself September 15, 2019

shidpant

Canned coffee, predominantly of the Japanese variety, that usually results in explosive, violent, or sudden bowel movements after ingestion.

Hey, you tried that new coffee in the vending machine?

Yeah, was prime shidpant.

by drumnut6p September 21, 2021

skidman

a name given to someone who leaves a nasty skidmark on a seat or toilet, whoever leaves the worst skid is labeled and branded as skidman

Hugo: Oscar left the nastiest skidmark ever when he stood up, the seat is glistening

Oscar: Nuh uh no i didn't

Jack: you're such a skidman

by johnathon2 October 9, 2023