ski slopes 

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.

That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.

ski slopes by eastondle September 23, 2009

whoville ski slopes 

A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.

That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!

whoville ski slopes by Jimmy Jonesssss January 17, 2011

Ski the Slopes 

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.

1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.

Ski the Slopes by INFAMOUS C January 9, 2004

Ski-slope tits 

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.

Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".

Ski-slope tits by mtstew August 14, 2009

Mexican Ski Slope 

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

Mexican Ski Slope by Pedro L. May 12, 2008

ski slope 

When a girl sits in between two dudes and jacks them off simultaneously as if she were using their cocks as ski poles

Juanita loves to ski slope her two best male friends, Bryan and Rob.

ski slope by DramaDramaDrama March 30, 2009

Singapore Ski-Slope 

A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.

I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!

Singapore Ski-Slope by Dutch-Oven June 24, 2011