Ski the Slopes

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.

1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.

by INFAMOUS C January 9, 2004

Skiing the slopes

When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row

Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.

by GaryLarsonBush January 28, 2022

ski slope

When a girl sits in between two dudes and jacks them off simultaneously as if she were using their cocks as ski poles

Juanita loves to ski slope her two best male friends, Bryan and Rob.

by DramaDramaDrama November 15, 2008

Ski Sloping

The act of anally penetrating someone with force using gravity and the skill of sking down a slope. The victim is stuck in a stationary position at the end of the slope.

dude i totally feel like ski sloping kmster at the mall of the emirates indoor slope.

by hax0rdewd September 15, 2010

ski slopes

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.

That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.

by eastondle September 23, 2009

ski slope

The action of male ejaculation on a someone's ass crack and letting the sperm ski down.

I decided to give her a ski slope, so I pulled out and shot it on her ass.

by El Cid June 22, 2003

Ski Slope

When a girl sits naked on her back with her ass to the bed's edge and her legs up in the air. The guy stands at the foot of the bed holding her legs like ski pulls and fucks her while moving her legs back and forth while going "swish, swish, swish"

John totally ski-sloped that bitch, she was a real black diamond. It was the best ski slope this week.

by 1n1 & Fun January 24, 2011