skeetstick

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with

"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"

by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

skeetsucker

a lousy whore that guzzles skeet, or spluge/spunk/jizz/cum/semen

a cum dumpster

Man that bitch is such a fucking skeetsucker. What a two-bit, good-for-nothing fucking whore!

by K-Dizzle May 13, 2005

Skeet Stick

Basically another word for a boner. but 10 times better.

Dude, whack that bitch with your skeet stick if shes mouthing off.

by Luke Bernard March 21, 2009

skeetsicle

when one skeets into an ice tray, puts it into the freezer with a toothpick in it and overnight becomes the form of a popsicle. They then proceed to lick the popsicle made of pure cum.
-tinalynne g

brooke couldnt wait to lick from dan's skeetsicle.
"mmmmmm salty" she said!

by tinalynne g January 2, 2008

Skeetastic

when something pleases you so much that you feel like you want to skeet

Damn dude, that bitch's tits were fucking skeetastic!

by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Skeetastic

A women so fine you would skeet all over her until the cows come home.

"Damn, that bitch is skeetastic. I would let her play around with my nalcock."

by CJT69 July 11, 2006

Skeetsicle

When a male ejaculates in cold weather and his sperm becomes frozen, resembling an icicle. It can also refer to a Popsicle made from sperm.

You left a skeetsicle on ma tittays!"," MMMMMMmmm, that's a good skeetsicle

by bringerofhappystuff January 9, 2011