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skeetsicle 

when one skeets into an ice tray, puts it into the freezer with a toothpick in it and overnight becomes the form of a popsicle. They then proceed to lick the popsicle made of pure cum.
-tinalynne g
brooke couldnt wait to lick from dan's skeetsicle.
"mmmmmm salty" she said!
skeetsicle by tinalynne g January 2, 2008
Words you can keep

Skeetsicle 

When a male ejaculates in cold weather and his sperm becomes frozen, resembling an icicle. It can also refer to a Popsicle made from sperm.
You left a skeetsicle on ma tittays!"," MMMMMMmmm, that's a good skeetsicle
Skeetsicle by bringerofhappystuff January 9, 2011

sweeticles 

Jim: Dude! I'm going to the sold-out concert!
Bob: Sweeticles!
sweeticles by Poofy Hair= Life January 8, 2010

skeetsucker

a lousy whore that guzzles skeet, or spluge/spunk/jizz/cum/semen

a cum dumpster
Man that bitch is such a fucking skeetsucker. What a two-bit, good-for-nothing fucking whore!
skeetsucker by K-Dizzle May 13, 2005

SkeetRifle 

One who's penis is so massive, that his cum shot can kill.
Man, that pornstar is such a SkeetRifle! Boom Headshot!
SkeetRifle by byaaahskeet May 14, 2009

Sweatsicle 

After working out in the gym in my sweaty wifebeater, I put it in the freezer and it formed sweatsicles. Then I ate them.
Sweatsicle by farmanimalsrock January 16, 2009

Skeetile Disfunction 

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.
Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)
Skeetile Disfunction by Bluez March 9, 2008
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