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Skeetsicle 

When a male ejaculates in cold weather and his sperm becomes frozen, resembling an icicle. It can also refer to a Popsicle made from sperm.
You left a skeetsicle on ma tittays!"," MMMMMMmmm, that's a good skeetsicle
Skeetsicle by bringerofhappystuff January 9, 2011

sweeticles 

Jim: Dude! I'm going to the sold-out concert!
Bob: Sweeticles!
sweeticles by Poofy Hair= Life January 8, 2010

skeetsucker

a lousy whore that guzzles skeet, or spluge/spunk/jizz/cum/semen

a cum dumpster
Man that bitch is such a fucking skeetsucker. What a two-bit, good-for-nothing fucking whore!
skeetsucker by K-Dizzle May 13, 2005

SkeetRifle 

One who's penis is so massive, that his cum shot can kill.
Man, that pornstar is such a SkeetRifle! Boom Headshot!
SkeetRifle by byaaahskeet May 14, 2009

Sweatsicle 

Frozen sweat in pointy form.
After working out in the gym in my sweaty wifebeater, I put it in the freezer and it formed sweatsicles. Then I ate them.
Sweatsicle by farmanimalsrock January 16, 2009

Skeetile Disfunction 

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.
Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)
Skeetile Disfunction by Bluez March 9, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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