Skeetshart 

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

Skeetshart by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

skeetsahut 

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011

Skeetheart 

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."

I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.

Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

SweetHart 

the person who you care about more than anything else in the world. The person who is the most amazing person in your eyes and is sexy, hot, smart, gorgeous, incredible and perfect in every way, beyond imaginable. He makes you the happiest girl. Someone who keeps you strong when you are weak and holds you in his arms. The perfect reflection of your heart's dreams & desires

you're my sweethart

SweetHart by trustingtheuniverse July 6, 2010

skeetshooting 

When a person tries to ejaculate, with great aim, into another's mouth.

This guy was skeetshooting last night and hit me in the eye.

skeetshooting by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

skeetskirt 

"Skeetskirt" is derived from the original "skirt" which urban kids use to say they're leaving.."I'm bout to skirt". However, "skeetskirt" is used by urban females to mean "come and go" as in she's about to go hop on a dick...cum...and leave right after.

"Yo girl! I'm bout to skeetskirt on this boo over herr'!"

skeetskirt by Korgoth of Barbaria June 12, 2006

skeetshake 

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.

Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.

skeetshake by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007