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Skeetshart

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.
Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."
by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015
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skeetsahut

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand
dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today
by cabajul January 10, 2011
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Skeetheart

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."
I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.
by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010
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SweetHart

the person who you care about more than anything else in the world. The person who is the most amazing person in your eyes and is sexy, hot, smart, gorgeous, incredible and perfect in every way, beyond imaginable. He makes you the happiest girl. Someone who keeps you strong when you are weak and holds you in his arms. The perfect reflection of your heart's dreams & desires
you're my sweethart
by trustingtheuniverse July 6, 2010
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skeetshooting

When a person tries to ejaculate, with great aim, into another's mouth.
This guy was skeetshooting last night and hit me in the eye.
by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005
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skeetskirt

"Skeetskirt" is derived from the original "skirt" which urban kids use to say they're leaving.."I'm bout to skirt". However, "skeetskirt" is used by urban females to mean "come and go" as in she's about to go hop on a dick...cum...and leave right after.
"Yo girl! I'm bout to skeetskirt on this boo over herr'!"
by Korgoth of Barbaria June 12, 2006
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skeetshake

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.
Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.
by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007
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