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The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

Skeetshart by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

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skeetsahut

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011

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Skeetheart

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."

I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.

Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

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SweetHart

the person who you care about more than anything else in the world. The person who is the most amazing person in your eyes and is sexy, hot, smart, gorgeous, incredible and perfect in every way, beyond imaginable. He makes you the happiest girl. Someone who keeps you strong when you are weak and holds you in his arms. The perfect reflection of your heart's dreams & desires

you're my sweethart

SweetHart by trustingtheuniverse July 6, 2010

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skeetshooting

When a person tries to ejaculate, with great aim, into another's mouth.

This guy was skeetshooting last night and hit me in the eye.

skeetshooting by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

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skeetskirt

"Skeetskirt" is derived from the original "skirt" which urban kids use to say they're leaving.."I'm bout to skirt". However, "skeetskirt" is used by urban females to mean "come and go" as in she's about to go hop on a dick...cum...and leave right after.

"Yo girl! I'm bout to skeetskirt on this boo over herr'!"

skeetskirt by Korgoth of Barbaria June 12, 2006

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skeetshake

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.

Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.

skeetshake by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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