When an individual searches through their carpet for lost drugs (usually when high or coming down. often in an obsessive and/or neurotic manner
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Get the skeezing mug.I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.
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Get the Neurotypical screeching mug.This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010
Get the Screeching Locust Blow mug.during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
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