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skeeching

When an individual searches through their carpet for lost drugs (usually when high or coming down. often in an obsessive and/or neurotic manner
When skip ran out of crack he immediately started skeeching through the floor for hours
by britishknight March 12, 2015
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Sleeching

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.
Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.
by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018
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skeechi

a very nasty person or a prostitute of both genders
by Onosetale August 20, 2008
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skeezing

"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)
by lucky January 22, 2004
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Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.
I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.
by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017
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Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010
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screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today
by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010
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