Sceeching 

scratching in order to orgasm (usually on a penis)

"Hey bro I totally tried sceeching last night"
"Sick how'd it go?"
"It didn't feel like anything."

Sceeching by soggywafflesxox January 3, 2024

screechling 

A small child given to running around screaming. Unlike well-socialized children, who only scream when under duress (injury, physical attack by a large snake) a screechling will emit earbleeding screams apparently just to hear the sound of its own voice. These are often found in small packs in shopping malls and supermarkets, usually accompanied by mothers who barely acknowledge the screechlings' existence.

"Gads, did you hear the little screechling in the mall elevator? I think it ruptured my left eardrum. I don't scream that loud during an orgasm for crying out loud."

screechling by Arcane Rose March 26, 2008

Sleeching 

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

Sleeching by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

scitching 

Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.

That dude got effed up real bad while scitching.

scitching by bluie- March 21, 2008

Neurotypical screeching 

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

Neurotypical screeching by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

scorching 

extremely hot and sweaty

Ahhhh!! Scorching! Scorching!

scorching by Alifonte October 19, 2003

Screeching Locust Blow 

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

Screeching Locust Blow by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010