Ursula: "Satoshi Nakamoto deserves a Nobel Prize in Economics for inventing bitcoin."

Joe: "I agree. The problem is no one knows who he is or if he's even still alive."

Satoshi Nakamoto by Prankster December 30, 2018

Satoshi

A 100 millionth of a Bitcoin, comminly known as the penny of bit coins, named after Bitcoins creator. It takes 2000-3000 of these to equal one $0.01. Also a common way to see the ammount of money your taking in while mining Bitcoin. Most computers ($1000ish) can get around 100-200 Satoshis an hour.

Guy 1: Dude i was mining Bitcoins last night
Guy 2: Same, I got a few Satoshi now

Satoshi by Armdaddy July 5, 2016

scatortion

A medical procedure whereby rich people have their poos removed by caesarian rather than bringing them to term.

Rhonda: Hey Linda! Have you done a poo yet today?
Linda: Oo no! Disgusting! I've already been for a scatortion at the clinic.

scatortion by steveinakld July 5, 2012

Gojo Satoru

the finest, most delicious looking, attention craving man we’ve ever set our eyes on. nd we all should be very grateful that we’ve gotten this present that MAPPA gave us.

WOAH theres that one guy you were talking about a couple days ago… Gojo Satoru was it?

me: *runs*

Gojo Satoru by bigpapiichuloo March 31, 2021

satosugu

pain.... pain... more pain and pain.. more add more pain

satosugu, my six eyes tell me it's suguru geto but my soul knows otherwise!

satosugu by @gojotwt October 17, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026