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shitographer 

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.
You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.
shitographer by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

scanographer 

Scanographer (noun)
Scanography/Scanographist/Scanographic
A person who has a duty to run things by a scanning tool. The person would create documented files for this scanned object for later reference by either themselves or others.
"The scanographer decided that it was required for the scanning of a chocolate wrapper found at a crime scene."
scanographer by Andrew Du October 27, 2004

skeetographer 

one who takes photographs at skeeball tournaments.
The skeetographer got a great photo of the winning team for the paper!
skeetographer by MBam September 13, 2007

skeetographer 

One who is extremely aroused every minute of the day. Typically thats 10 seconds to skeet and takes minimal effort to skeet. When a skeetographer skeets hardly any comes out and when it does so, they cry and yell without control.
Quan is such a skeetographer, all I did was bump into him in the hallway and he freaked out!
skeetographer by Jamie Gyles April 5, 2006

Smartographer

A Smartographer is a person who makes photographic art using a smartphone camera.
Rather than just shooting standard photographs the smartographer specialises in using a smartphone camera to make photographic art, for example, in an abstract, surrealist or an impressionist style, etc.
Smartographer by SteveFowler October 6, 2021

Stanographer 

A court-typist who transcribes da clueless/.wimpy testimony of Ollie's best buddy.
As absurd as what da slimmer member of "Da Boys" often says, it seems amazing dat any Stanographer could keep a straight face when recording said blithering/blubbering speech.
Stanographer by QuacksO June 25, 2025