Scanographer (noun)
Scanography/Scanographist/Scanographic
A person who has a duty to runthings by a scanning tool. The person would create documented files for this scanned object for later reference by either themselves or others.
"The scanographer decided that it was required for the scanning of a chocolate wrapper found at a crime scene."
One who is extremely aroused every minute of the day. Typically thats 10 seconds to skeet and takes minimal effort to skeet. When a skeetographer skeets hardly any comes out and when it does so, they cry and yell without control.
A Smartographer is a person who makes photographic art using a smartphonecamera.
Rather than just shooting standard photographs the smartographer specialises in using a smartphone camera to make photographic art, for example, in an abstract, surrealist or an impressionist style, etc.
A court-typist who transcribes da clueless/.wimpy testimony of Ollie's best buddy.
As absurd as what da slimmer member of "Da Boys" often says, it seems amazingdat any Stanographer could keep a straight face when recording said blithering/blubbering speech.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.