scatortion

A medical procedure whereby rich people have their poos removed by caesarian rather than bringing them to term.

Rhonda: Hey Linda! Have you done a poo yet today?
Linda: Oo no! Disgusting! I've already been for a scatortion at the clinic.

by steveinakld July 5, 2012

Sextortion

A type of dating scam which involves exchanging pictures and videos with a target. Then blackmailing them later in return for money or some other type of currency.

Works directly with Catfish, as the shared pictures are usually ripped/copied from elsewhere. Also similar to Ransomware in impact.

She contacted me out the blue with explicit pictures then expected me to reciprocate, it must have been a sextortion scam

by qubicgarden December 7, 2016

Sextortion

What perv's and bully's do when they get or hack a pic or vid (usually of a girl/young woman) then threaten to ruin their lives by sending it to their parents, friends, boss, boyfriend (or his mom) etc. They often demand more pics and videos in more and more positions.

They found out she committed suicide because she was a victim of sextortion.

by Halloweenchix October 17, 2015

Sextortion

When a person (usually a woman) uses guilt, power, or knowledge of certain secrecy, to force another person into having sex or performing sexual favors.

Knowing of his previous acts of adultery, his portly cousin saw it as an opportunity to use sextortion to gain some sexual pleasures of her own.

by KSense January 26, 2009

Sextortion

Extortion in sexual trysts. Blackmail using Sex, Sexpionage in action.

The FBI and CIA commonly use Sextortions on state and political officials now.

Clinton was being Sextorted via the Monica Lewinski affair.

NY Gov. Elliott Spitzer, the "Sheriff of Wallstreet", was Sextorted to remove him from investigating the bank foreclosure scheme.

Google: FBI Corruption Robin Head

by xxxMadam July 28, 2009

Sextortion

A portmanteau of "sex" and "extortion;" when one has knowledge of someone's infidelity and threatens to make said knowledge public unless they are given a large amount of money

David Letterman became a target of sextortion when a former CBS producer threatened to disclose Letterman's history of affairs unless Letterman paid him $2 million.

by leo3375 October 3, 2009

Shabortion

A fat man is torn from his bed and sent hurtling into the air, his wife covered in plaster dust staring at his retreating form through a hole in her roof. he is screaming and his bowels loose. he looks up and sees a basketball in his hand. he had never realized they had a pebbled texture. meanwhile in los angeles california all of the players that ... See Moreplay on every nba team have gathered inside the staples center. none of them are able to explain how or why they ended up there. they mill around the court, ashamed, unable to look each other in the eye. they are all waiting in vain for a coach to blow a whistle. there is a boom. one player covers his eyes. a human meteor punches a hole in the roof of the arena and a fat man dunks on every nba player simultaneously

My Dad had a Shabortion last night.

by not404 July 24, 2010