skatester

A mix of a skater and hipster. Someone who would ride a board over a fixie, wear jon lennon glasses over buddy holly glasses, and probably own a pair of Dylan Ryder's signature shoes.

"Have you seen that modern, anti mainstream skater with the oxford sneakers and skinny jeans?"
"You mean Dylan Reider? Chyea, what a skatester."

by rex98 April 28, 2014

Skatooterike

(v.) to skateboard, scooter, and bike collectively when not everyone in the group has all of one or the other.

Kevin: Let's skate on Friday.
Joey: Naw I'm finna scooter.
Storm: I just got a new fixie, let's bike.
Kevin: Fuck, I guess we'll just skatooterike.

by Kashmir Cardigan November 13, 2011

Skypesterbation

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.

My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.

by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

skangster

A combination of a skater and gangster, characterized by wearing his hat completely backwards instead of askew.

Pronounced "skankster" for nothing more than amusement purposes.

My brother's a skangster. Eh.

by Fobo the Hobo January 13, 2008

skatetarded

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.

1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.

by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007

skatenerd

Skatenerd is someone who knows a lot about skateboarding. Historical facts about the riders, videos, boards, t-shirt graphics and skate spots make up just a few of the things you will find a skatenerd talking about. Skatenerd’s are not afraid of their vast body of knowledge or the people who may mock them. They take pride in being a nerd and their friends rely on them for answers to the mysteries of skateboarding.

"Yo skatenerd, who was the first person to do an ollie?

by Rusty Nelson May 22, 2006

shitester

Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.

Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!

by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017