skateism

1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.

"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."

"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."

skateism by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

skatesmeliosx 

Skatesmeliosx is one of the best fp’s ever. She is very sweet and inspirational. I hope she’ll even grow further in the future! <3

Skatesmeliosx is very kind and funny! 🤍

skatesmeliosx by illguessyoullneverknowmyname December 29, 2021

skateist

A member of the religion: skateism; one who believes in the power of thier skateboard.

Before you go pro I must first become a skatist.

skateist by PaulJar the Pornostar November 30, 2003

Skaterism 

The appropriation of skate culture.

"Don't wear a thrasher tee if you're not a skater, that's skaterism."

Skaterism by coaster-toaster August 19, 2016

Skaterism 

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.

I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.

Skaterism by Maceo & Mekenzie July 5, 2019

skatesmeliosx 

Skatesmeliosx is one of the best fp’s ever! She is very sweet and gives a lot inspiration to others <3

Skatesmeliosx is very kind.

skatesmeliosx by illguessyoullneverknowmyname December 29, 2021