skate off

To go directly away without looking back.

When told to "skate off", el chap turns directly around and walks away without even looking back

by el chap skates January 24, 2017

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

slate off the roof

Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)

"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"

by Gunglebuns May 29, 2009

Skated off

The act of cutting off

John had his dick skated off and now goes by the name Jane. Jane's pronouns are they/them.

by kubix March 4, 2021

Taking Off Skates

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.

Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.

by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009

Post Jerk-off State (PJS)

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.

My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.

by CMR430 February 12, 2010

Wipe the snow off your skates

To ejaculate during or after a sexual encounter.

Hey Eric, i saw you went home with that girl.... Did you wipe the snow off your skates or what?

by Chris A. H. November 28, 2006