skate off
skate off by el chap skates January 24, 2017
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drop the kids off at the skate park
The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
drop the kids off at the skate park by Chas501 February 2, 2017
slate off the roof
"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"
"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"
"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"
slate off the roof by Gunglebuns May 29, 2009
Taking Off Skates
Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.
Taking Off Skates by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009
Post Jerk-off State (PJS)
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.
I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
Post Jerk-off State (PJS) by CMR430 February 12, 2010
Wipe the snow off your skates
To ejaculate during or after a sexual encounter.
Wipe the snow off your skates by Chris A. H. November 28, 2006
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