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Sarcasmy skankiness 

(n) an inflected tone of voice incorporating sarcastic speech with slutty verbage.
Its my JOB. I mean, where would the world be without my sarcasmy skankiness?
Sarcasmy skankiness by teh owl August 10, 2009

skanknesia 

When a skank pretends to forget that she was tossing salad, sucking dick and just being plain down nasty with a brother the night before.
I was tapping that ass last week now the bitch has skanknesia!
skanknesia by Lincoln King March 13, 2008

sarkiness 

a very dry humoured and sarcastic comment - generally delivered by someone who has a lot of style and insight.
I admire her for her sarkiness and spunk! She has really mentored me well and put me in my place with her sarkiness!
sarkiness by charming doll December 18, 2011

sarkiness 

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.
I am prepared so the sarkiness.
sarkiness by the jerky January 4, 2008

stankness 

Grumpy, bitchy attitude or disposition. Most commonly exhibited by females who work long hours in close proximity. Often alienates and confuses unsuspecting male coworkers and bystanders.
Damn, whats up with the stankness today? I didn't do anything wrong!!
stankness by wordman07 May 25, 2007

Skanktress

Any lady who wishes to become a serious actress, but realizes that she has no talent whatsoever, so must make due with whatever God or her plastic Surgeon gave her and thus will flash her tatas in whatever movie she is in and accidentally flash her snatch from time to time.

A skanktress often times attempts to revitalize her career by making sex tapes and releasing 'embarassing' nude photos.

Examples: Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller, Shannon Elizabeth.
Lil' Susie: Mommy, I dream of one day gracing the cover of tabloid magazines and winning an Academy Award for my acting skills.

Mom: Sweetie, with a voice like that and no intuition, you'll wind up with a pound of collagen, two pounds of silicone and a life of misery as a skanktress, why don't study science and become a doctor. Now Run Along
Skanktress by Quixotic Kay April 9, 2009
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