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skanknesia 

When a skank pretends to forget that she was tossing salad, sucking dick and just being plain down nasty with a brother the night before.
I was tapping that ass last week now the bitch has skanknesia!
skanknesia by Lincoln King March 13, 2008

stankness 

Grumpy, bitchy attitude or disposition. Most commonly exhibited by females who work long hours in close proximity. Often alienates and confuses unsuspecting male coworkers and bystanders.
Damn, whats up with the stankness today? I didn't do anything wrong!!
stankness by wordman07 May 25, 2007

Skanktress

Any lady who wishes to become a serious actress, but realizes that she has no talent whatsoever, so must make due with whatever God or her plastic Surgeon gave her and thus will flash her tatas in whatever movie she is in and accidentally flash her snatch from time to time.

A skanktress often times attempts to revitalize her career by making sex tapes and releasing 'embarassing' nude photos.

Examples: Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller, Shannon Elizabeth.
Lil' Susie: Mommy, I dream of one day gracing the cover of tabloid magazines and winning an Academy Award for my acting skills.

Mom: Sweetie, with a voice like that and no intuition, you'll wind up with a pound of collagen, two pounds of silicone and a life of misery as a skanktress, why don't study science and become a doctor. Now Run Along
Skanktress by Quixotic Kay April 9, 2009

skanknese 

refers to a vietnamese, japanese, taiwanese, or chinese hoe who would bang anything for a grain of rice, like a "skank."
yo, check out that skanknese! she is all over my jock!
skanknese by bigdaddypoppa April 8, 2008

skankless 

a time in which one does not have a skank
I am skankless; therefore, I will have to go to the bar to find one.
skankless by J.Messy May 17, 2007

skankyass ho 

Usually refers to an unkept, both physically and hygenically, white woman, who can out curse any sailor, that sleeps around with alot of men without practicing safe sex.
I know this one skankyass ho who has no clue to reality and has sex with any and every swinging hard-leg as she screams out his name when she's fucking him so even Helen Keller could hear it.
skankyass ho by kraz kj October 5, 2005
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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