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skankdress 

Dress a skank wears, essentially a long skanktop of cheap material just barely covering the buttocks and small enough to carry her skankjuice around all day. It exposes her smelly pits, her tattooed neck and lower buttocks.
Hey look at the ho! Yeah she sure styling that skankdress, she don't leave much for the eye imagination do she ? Hell naw, look at the bit in that skanky ass skankdress shaking on the dance floor, someone give us a clothes pen.
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Skanktress

Any lady who wishes to become a serious actress, but realizes that she has no talent whatsoever, so must make due with whatever God or her plastic Surgeon gave her and thus will flash her tatas in whatever movie she is in and accidentally flash her snatch from time to time.

A skanktress often times attempts to revitalize her career by making sex tapes and releasing 'embarassing' nude photos.

Examples: Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller, Shannon Elizabeth.
Lil' Susie: Mommy, I dream of one day gracing the cover of tabloid magazines and winning an Academy Award for my acting skills.

Mom: Sweetie, with a voice like that and no intuition, you'll wind up with a pound of collagen, two pounds of silicone and a life of misery as a skanktress, why don't study science and become a doctor. Now Run Along
Skanktress by Quixotic Kay April 9, 2009

skankless 

a time in which one does not have a skank
I am skankless; therefore, I will have to go to the bar to find one.
skankless by J.Messy May 17, 2007

skankness 

Physical flaws caused usually caused by sexual disease or any type of infection causing just nasty looking shit to appear
1) Dude that girl had skankness all around her mouth.

2) I smelled something funny, took a look downstairs, and it was just pure skankess
skankness by D. Will July 13, 2003

SKANKCREAS 

A GLAND IN THE FEMALE BODY THAT PRODUCES SKANK OR WHOREISH LIKE ACTIONS.
DUDE YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A HUGE SKANKCREAS..

OR. DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT WHORE DANCING ON THE BAR LAST NIGHT. HER SKANKCREAS WAS HUGE.

skankness 

skankness, East Midlands nickname for the seaside town of skegness .
Ran my fingers through the sands of skankness and in advertently retrieved a used tampon.
skankness by elsmyth May 19, 2016

Sarcasmy skankiness 

(n) an inflected tone of voice incorporating sarcastic speech with slutty verbage.
Its my JOB. I mean, where would the world be without my sarcasmy skankiness?
Sarcasmy skankiness by teh owl August 10, 2009
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