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Skank-off 

To be present in a nightclub with one or more female friends, potentially on drugs, and try to attract more attention than them by kissing and grinding members of the same or opposite sex, making irritating noises (possibly attempts at conversation) and wearing as little as possible without being charged with indecency.
The D-floor at Sugar last Saturday, major skank-off!
Skank-off by Spice6987 January 20, 2011

good night spank off 

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.
Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.
good night spank off by MyManEd January 15, 2009

Spank Off 

Spank Off by jim jimson November 27, 2002

Slank Off 

To do whatever you want and not do some other stupid stuff instead.
Marcel: "Hey bobby, you doing your homework?"

Bobby: "No, F that! I am going to slank off!"
Slank Off by Chip&Pepper March 27, 2009

spank one off

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.
spank one off by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

Office Skank 

A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.
Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?
Office Skank by WhoCaresYaDipper February 24, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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