skamangled

adj. ska'man'gled

1. Piss ass drunk.
2. Fubared, totally wasted beyond all recognition.

We got new haircuts and did jaegerbombs 'til we were totally skamangled last night.

skamangled by zom April 21, 2008

spamjangled 

to be in a state of blissed out happiness, usually induced by artificial stimuli.

i stomped all night at the last party, i was totally spamjangled

spamjangled by kenster power May 25, 2004

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

spatangled 

Very high, usually from smoking weed and drinking alcoholic beverages.

We were so spatangled we saw little green men and ufo's.

spatangled by Kenny Benny 725 August 22, 2019

Shmangled 

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

Shmangled by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020

Shambangled 

so shocked that one is temporarily unable to react; astonished.

On the bus ride back home I accidentally let out the most nefarious, conspicuous fart. It left me and all the other passengers shambangled.

Shambangled by Habibi513 May 13, 2022

Shmangled 

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

Shmangled by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010