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Shambangled 

When you are just about to fall asleep and something happens that wakes you up and causes you to be unable to fall asleep again.
I was so tired and was just about to fall asleep when my friend telephoned me and shambangled me! I couldn’t fall asleep after that until 3:00am!
Shambangled by Smores24 December 21, 2022

spamjangled 

to be in a state of blissed out happiness, usually induced by artificial stimuli.
i stomped all night at the last party, i was totally spamjangled
spamjangled by kenster power May 25, 2004

Slambangle 

An adjective or verb that can be used anywhere it sounds appropriate (see examples).
Dude, I totally slambangled that chick last night.

Dude, that chick was slambanglin' !

Who slambangled all the whiskey?

Dude, don't slambangle my shit!

This beat is slambanglin'.

Last night was slambanglin'.
Slambangle by JRLE February 4, 2010

shabangle 

V. To shabangle- The process of dunking one's testicles into a can of sprinkles, wrapping them in wrapping paper, and giving it as a present to a close friend (preferably male.)
Happy birthday--- Shabangle!

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

Shmangled 

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
Shmangled by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020