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Shambangled 

so shocked that one is temporarily unable to react; astonished.
On the bus ride back home I accidentally let out the most nefarious, conspicuous fart. It left me and all the other passengers shambangled.
Shambangled by Habibi513 May 13, 2022
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Shambangled 

When you are just about to fall asleep and something happens that wakes you up and causes you to be unable to fall asleep again.
I was so tired and was just about to fall asleep when my friend telephoned me and shambangled me! I couldn’t fall asleep after that until 3:00am!
Shambangled by Smores24 December 21, 2022

spamjangled 

to be in a state of blissed out happiness, usually induced by artificial stimuli.
i stomped all night at the last party, i was totally spamjangled
spamjangled by kenster power May 25, 2004

Slambangle 

An adjective or verb that can be used anywhere it sounds appropriate (see examples).
Dude, I totally slambangled that chick last night.

Dude, that chick was slambanglin' !

Who slambangled all the whiskey?

Dude, don't slambangle my shit!

This beat is slambanglin'.

Last night was slambanglin'.
Slambangle by JRLE February 4, 2010

shabangle 

V. To shabangle- The process of dunking one's testicles into a can of sprinkles, wrapping them in wrapping paper, and giving it as a present to a close friend (preferably male.)
Happy birthday--- Shabangle!

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

Shmangled 

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
Shmangled by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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