guy : who is that extremely cool, confident, attractive, and athletic person over there?
girl: i'm not too sure but considering those qualities i'm guessing they're a sjobakken.

sjobakken by swehc13 June 22, 2011

Related Words

Sjoba • sjobakken • sjoberg • S- job • Gentlemen's Job • hoe's job • Schrödinger's Job • shoemaker's job

shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.

Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.

shoemaker's job by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011

Gentlemen's Job

A shot of Gentleman Jack while getting a blow job while wearing a bow tie

Lisa gave me a Gentlemen's Job after the black tie gala last night.

Gentlemen's Job by Sentneced2LIFE November 21, 2016

Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.

"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."

Schrödinger's Job by Eloteloca July 2, 2023

sjoberg

The worst spanish teacher in the world. Majority of her students are failing due to lack of enthusiasm and teaching skills. Half the classes droped out into another class or droped out period. The other half are failing badly. Synonem of evil.

"I fell asleep in sjobergs class again, whos class?"

sjoberg by anonomous June 11, 2006

hoe's job

To be there when he/she gets bored or wants something sexual. They can't get upset when he/she has other hoes.

He not doing a hoe's job.

hoe's job by Adam Schneider February 9, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026