sjob

when a very flexible guy gives himself a blow job. the full word is solo job but sjob is better...can also be called selfjob solojob sjob.

dillion p is very good at giving himself sjobs.

by mel who wishes he could sjob March 13, 2009

sjobakken

probably one of the coolest last names you'll ever hear. someone with this last name has to be cool and assumed with greatness.

guy : who is that extremely cool, confident, attractive, and athletic person over there?
girl: i'm not too sure but considering those qualities i'm guessing they're a sjobakken.

by swehc13 June 22, 2011

shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.

Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.

by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011

Gentlemen's Job

A shot of Gentleman Jack while getting a blow job while wearing a bow tie

Lisa gave me a Gentlemen's Job after the black tie gala last night.

by Sentneced2LIFE November 21, 2016

Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.

"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."

by Eloteloca July 2, 2023

sjoberg

The worst spanish teacher in the world. Majority of her students are failing due to lack of enthusiasm and teaching skills. Half the classes droped out into another class or droped out period. The other half are failing badly. Synonem of evil.

"I fell asleep in sjobergs class again, whos class?"

by anonomous June 11, 2006

hoe's job

To be there when he/she gets bored or wants something sexual. They can't get upset when he/she has other hoes.

He not doing a hoe's job.

by Adam Schneider February 9, 2019