sjoberg

The worst spanish teacher in the world. Majority of her students are failing due to lack of enthusiasm and teaching skills. Half the classes droped out into another class or droped out period. The other half are failing badly. Synonem of evil.

"I fell asleep in sjobergs class again, whos class?"

by anonomous June 11, 2006

soberginity

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.

Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

by Elizabeth Carpenter June 30, 2005

Snoberger

well, a snoberger is:

1. german (usually called nazis)

2. watch what you eat. snobergers are known for extremely big butts, boy or girl, young or old. some of them eat a lot and get full. an hour or so later, they are hungry again so they eat more. this process goes on until they get bored of eating. others peck at their food really fast making them look like a starving chicken.

snobergers are usually called pigs, cows, and my favorite, chickens!

3. is somewhat athletic but hates to run. gets tired really fast but is really flexible.

4. is usually fairly skinny but out of shape.

1. snoberger: heil hitler!
other guy: do what to who?!?

2. holy crap! that guy/girl just ate 4 hamburgers 1 hour ago, 6 slices of pizza 20 minutes ago, 3 milkshakes 5 minutes ago, and 30 ho hos 2 seconds ago and is still eating! he/she must be a snoberger!

3. omg, that snoberger guy looks like elastigirl from "the incredibles"!

4. wow, it took that snoberger 20 minutes to run 1 mile.

by Hayley Raschel July 7, 2008

Odd-Jørgen Sjøberg

En halv-indisk gutt fra Tverlandet BODØ. Iblant lukter han litt krydder og kan også få noen sinneanfall iblant. Det er viktig å merke at han har en deilig lillesøster. Odd har L rizz. Odd drøyere ordene sine lengre enn nødvendig

Om noen er sur kan man si ''Er du helt Odd-Jørgen Sjøberg eller?'' ''Ka gjør duuuuuuu?''

by ID2B master October 30, 2023

Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

Shoberg

I lowlife individual with no moral compass. Lacking in any character or backbone.

He is such a shoberg he lied about what happened then cowerd like a little bitch when caught.

by Kammbull January 24, 2019

Sobergerism

The conceptual union of Sokalism (the strategic use of academic hoaxes and to critique perceived intellectual fraud) and Mobergerism (the taxonomic dismissal of disagreeable positions as pseudoscience or bullshit). Sobergerism names the particular intellectual style that combines the Sokalist's performative exposure of nonsense with the Mobergerite's categorical dismissal of entire domains of inquiry. The Sobergerist doesn't just expose bad arguments—they position themselves as the ultimate arbiters of what counts as real knowledge, using the tools of academic critique to establish and enforce epistemological boundaries while remaining immune to similar critique themselves. It's a form of intellectual gatekeeping armed with the full apparatus of scientific authority, philosophical rigor, and performative debunking, creating a fortress of legitimate knowledge that can dismiss any challenger as either fraudulent (Sokalism) or categorically invalid (Mobergerism).

Example: "His response to the entire field of continental philosophy was to publish a parody and then declare any defense of it 'pseudophilosophy'—Sobergerism in its purest form, using mockery and taxonomic exclusion to avoid genuine engagement."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026