1.) Patty: Calm down, everybody. Here's a movie of us.
(crowd boos as Patty and Selma show their home movie)
Moe:
Wow, even I ain't hoping for
porn.
Thats the good funny sizzlack.
2.) Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna): I was the happiest
guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'
This is a depressed angry at life sizzlack