Sizzlat

A group of 5 'meat loving' boys. To join this group you must consume large amounts of meat, drinks lots of beer (because you MUST be a lad), and act like a massive prick to everyone outside the group (especially to females). You are numbered within the group depending on rank, e.g. sizzlat 1 is the leader whilst sizzlat 5 is more like a serf.

To remain in the group you must have a tattoo displaying your sizzlat rank, e.g. sizzlat 1.

The famous sizzlat coup of 2011 saw sizzlat no.4 become leader of the original sizzlat group. The original sizzlat leader was executed after this takeover.

I'm number 1 of the sizzlat...yay hehehehe

Where my sizzlatians be at?

Sizzlat by lil jowshy May 13, 2011

Sizzlac 

Rapper from Rexdale. He's known for his song Realest in the 6 but he's more known for being in the streets. He's the founder of IDS (In Da Streetz) which has become one of the biggest and most dangerous gang in Rexdale. He used to terrorize his opps (2c6 and 3L) and even man from his own block with him having 6 bodies and multiple attempts under his belt. While it is commonly believed that Sizzlac's opps killed him, it was actually man from his own block who did him in, which is why they don't post him on the gram.

Sizzlac is a Rexdale legend

Sizzlac by TheTorontologist May 11, 2021

Sizzla 

sizzla kalongi big bad jamaican rastaman

Sizzla by doh study it August 21, 2003

Sizzla 

A Rastafarian musician who plays reggae and puts out good album after good album, while never gaining mass play. This is because he is black and likes getting high. Somehow that Jew Matisyahu makes it big while not touching the skills of Sizzla.

"Damn whiteman keeping Sizzla down, while letting that Jew Matisyahu make it big. Damn the Jews really do run America."

Sizzla by R-Flip April 16, 2006

Sizzlack 

Someone who is acting like Moe Sizzlack from the TV show The Simpsons. This could be a good thing sometimes and other times it could not be such a good thing.

1.) Patty: Calm down, everybody. Here's a movie of us.
(crowd boos as Patty and Selma show their home movie)

Moe: Wow, even I ain't hoping for porn.

Thats the good funny sizzlack.

2.) Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna): I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'

This is a depressed angry at life sizzlack

Sizzlack by 1st timer September 22, 2009

fo shizzla mah nizzla at sizzla 

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother at the nearest Sizzler restaurant.

You wanna talk about it?
Yes dogg at the nearest restaurant (on your tab).

fo shizzla mah nizzla at sizzla by shizzly mah nizzly February 1, 2003

Scrotum Sizzla 

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.

I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.

Scrotum Sizzla by mavros April 26, 2006