Sizzlack

Someone who is acting like Moe Sizzlack from the TV show The Simpsons. This could be a good thing sometimes and other times it could not be such a good thing.

1.) Patty: Calm down, everybody. Here's a movie of us.
(crowd boos as Patty and Selma show their home movie)

Moe: Wow, even I ain't hoping for porn.

Thats the good funny sizzlack.

2.) Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna): I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'

This is a depressed angry at life sizzlack

by 1st timer September 22, 2009

Sizzlac

Rapper from Rexdale. He's known for his song Realest in the 6 but he's more known for being in the streets. He's the founder of IDS (In Da Streetz) which has become one of the biggest and most dangerous gang in Rexdale. He used to terrorize his opps (2c6 and 3L) and even man from his own block with him having 6 bodies and multiple attempts under his belt. While it is commonly believed that Sizzlac's opps killed him, it was actually man from his own block who did him in, which is why they don't post him on the gram.

Sizzlac is a Rexdale legend

by TheTorontologist May 11, 2021

sizzack

n.
1. Slang for the word "sack" which is slang for the word "bed" meaning apiece of furniture for reclining and sleeping, typically consisting of a flat, rectangular frame and a mattress resting on springs.

My friend Richard will not go out to drink tonight. Instead, he will call me at 8PM to tell me that he's going to hit the sizzack.

by O. B. G. Y. N. February 3, 2006