sitson

a sitting son of sitson

sitson wtf are you doin ???

sitson by ナニ June 13, 2018

Sinson 

When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.

I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.

Sinson by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

simson 

Simson the funny guy who has the ability to make anyone laugh and feel appreciated. Your brother/sisters friend that you have a crush on.

That’s a good one Simson!

Hi Simson

simson by Petit rabit April 3, 2018

siason 

sans. aka lil bitch thats going to coral reef. known for resembling ricegum as people said.

no one:

siason: swag!

siason by jeremy converse May 23, 2019

Track-sition 

The beautiful effect that occurs when a band, such as Arcade Fire, transitions from on track to another without stopping the song. It produces one fluent sound that is orgasmic to the ears of the listener. Shivers down the spine then ensue.

Chad: Brobocop, did you check out that album from Arcade Fire?

Brobocop: Yeah, yo. Funeral?

Chad: Yeah, Brosef Stalin. That track-sition between Haiti and Rebellion (Lies) was totally ill!

Brosef Stalin: Bro, I agree. Let's hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and listen to it while playing some Call of Duty.

Both: Bro! (slap five)

Track-sition by ChabsBlows August 10, 2010

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

The Shitsons by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

sitonmydick 

Asking someone to kindly sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.

Hey Juju can you uhhh sitonmydick
Excuse me sir, can you pass me the um sitonmydick.

sitonmydick by SUPPOOPY January 7, 2019