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Sinson
When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.
I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.
Sinson by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
simson
Simson the funny guy who has the ability to make anyone laugh and feel appreciated. Your brother/sisters friend that you have a crush on.
simson by Petit rabit April 3, 2018
siason
siason by jeremy converse May 23, 2019
Track-sition
The beautiful effect that occurs when a band, such as Arcade Fire, transitions from on track to another without stopping the song. It produces one fluent sound that is orgasmic to the ears of the listener. Shivers down the spine then ensue.
Chad: Brobocop, did you check out that album from Arcade Fire?
Brobocop: Yeah, yo. Funeral?
Chad: Yeah, Brosef Stalin. That track-sition between Haiti and Rebellion (Lies) was totally ill!
Brosef Stalin: Bro, I agree. Let's hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and listen to it while playing some Call of Duty.
Both: Bro! (slap five)
Brobocop: Yeah, yo. Funeral?
Chad: Yeah, Brosef Stalin. That track-sition between Haiti and Rebellion (Lies) was totally ill!
Brosef Stalin: Bro, I agree. Let's hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and listen to it while playing some Call of Duty.
Both: Bro! (slap five)
Track-sition by ChabsBlows August 10, 2010
The Shitsons
Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.
The Shitsons by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011
sitonmydick
Asking someone to kindly sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.
sitonmydick by SUPPOOPY January 7, 2019
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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