sitee 

a scottish word for a couch, sofa etc

Person 1: just been doon ti DFS got a hid O a nice wee cozy sitee for 2 hunder quid!
Person 2: aye thats brah that is, did ye get that aff yer broo money?
Person 1:naw meh aldest ane tam gave is the dough.

Translation
Person 1:i have recently been on a trip to DFS and bought myself a nice 2-3 seater sofa for the cheap price of £200
Person 2:yes thats good, did you get that off of your government issued money?
Person 1: no my oldest son thomas gave me the money

sitee by Big McGinn December 23, 2010

social networking sites cycle 

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

social networking sites cycle by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Mr Steed

Mr Steed is, in certain Coles supermarkets, the code word called over the PA system for "There's someone agressive at the counters, send the heavies"

"Paging Mr Steed, Mister Steed, Isle 5. Mister Steed"

Mr Steed by Coles Employee September 30, 2008

Smitee 

A smitee is one who is struck or smitten.

To smite the wicked is great fun, so let's get a smitee.

Smitee by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016

Check sites 

The act of looking at different web pages on the internet.

"Dad, can we check sites?"

"No"

Check sites by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010

Sixteen Candles 

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.

Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

Sixteen Candles by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006

Shock Site

A shock site is a website ment to shock the viewer who sees it.

Examples are Goatse, Tubgirl, 2 Girls 1 Cup, Meatspin, etc.

A shock site is a website ment to shock the viewer who sees it.
Lua: hey look at this cool site i made sends a link to goatse.cx
Friend: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Shock Site by LuaGunsX November 23, 2022