shteeve

verb: to fake someone out.

"Get shteeved," I said as I retracted my hand. "I'm not high-fiving you after all."

by MC Wyoming April 17, 2017

shteeve

a scary aggressive uncle usually with the name steve.

everyone has a shteeve, they come in many different shapes and sizes

by ch3q April 23, 2023

SHTEEVE

Someone whos cheeks need clapping

Shteeve you lookin like a whole meal lemme clap them cheeks

by SHTEEVEDADDY6969 November 6, 2019

Shteve

A little short midget boy who smokes dirt grass with his regular sized human friends.

Shteve really greening out on some light shit yo!

by The daredevil February 19, 2022

Geoff Shreeves

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".

Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!

by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013

steevers

The great one, the older brother of Winston. He deserves worship at all times of the day and night.

We must go to the Atrium to greet Steevers!

by jpae December 12, 2017

Steeven

Some may consider Steevens like basic hypsters but there's so much more to them than just that. They usually have an insane sense of style, being capable to dress as a korean model one day and a french teenager the other and rocking both styles. Steevens best trait is their ability to laugh at everything and make the people around him just as happy as he is in a matter of second. If you're lucky enough to ever meet a Steeven, keep him close because he will be the kindest and funniest person you can get by your side.

If only I could get a Steeven in my life, it'd be a lot brighter...

by NotAHypster November 21, 2021