sit you
sit you by Bali (bad man Bali) June 4, 2018
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You can't sit on your own arse.
You can't sit on your own arse. by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022
You sit down when you pee!
When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them
You sit down when you pee! by Akilles September 12, 2005
do you still sit when you pee?
What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
do you still sit when you pee? by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009
Can you sit on my face?
That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.
Guy: Can you sit on my face?
Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*
Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*
Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Can you sit on my face? by xX_Lolslayer_Xx March 3, 2023
Sit where you want to day
Sit where you want to day by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021
can you sit on six?
This question is usually asked in a joking way towards I girl. It is means can you comfortably sit on six inches of dick
can you sit on six? by Lucia’s friend February 25, 2021
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