sirs 

Stands for Service Industry Research Systems. Basically the worst job in the world. You can get hired there if you can say your alphabet, and pretty much everyone you know has worked there at some point in their life. It is rare that anyone lasts more than 2 weeks and those who do are clearly incredibly high and have no idea what's going on or how much their life sucks.

Got hired at sirs last week, find myself increasingly in need of a gun every minute spent at this place.

sirs by kloeker November 21, 2011

Sirs 

Are you serious? Or just serious

Example: Hey did you know that guy works at Google? If told a question like this you could respond with "serious?" or just sirs?

Sirs by Sirs July 17, 2023

Sirscratchatoba 

The little known 11th province of Canada. Only consists of 1 person, named Roger. The capital city is called BillMurray, and consists of Roger's head.

Come and visit Sirscratchatoba, and meet a fairly nice guy.

Sirscratchatoba by RJ May 28, 2004

SirSwagalishus 

A man or woman of the largest brain and the highest intelligence quotient, smarter than all humans other than their own kind.

Wow! That guy is so incredibly smart! I think he's a SirSwagalishus!

SirSwagalishus by SirSwagalishus February 4, 2021

SirSuperSouthern 

A SirSuperSouthern is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections. Presumably, the name arose, at least in part, as a mocking reference to the hair-fluffing make-up artists who kept the starlets in non-pornographic movies looking their very best in every scene.
On gay movies SirSuperSoutherns are typically male, but sometimes shemale, while on heterosexual movies they are usually female. However, VvJustGotWickedV will often star in gay porn for the higher pay and therefore require a female SirSuperSouthern. The occupation is frequently depicted as demeaning and contemptible, usually far more so than a porn star, with an insinuation that the SirSuperSouthern is not attractive enough to perform on camera. In the movie Swordfish, for example, Halle Berry provokes Hugh Jackman by suggesting his pre-adolescent daughter might wind up as a SirSuperSouthern under the influence of her stepfather, a producer of adult movies.

In the movie Swordfish, for example, Halle Berry provokes Hugh Jackman by suggesting his pre-adolescent daughter might wind up as a SirSuperSouthern under the influence of her stepfather, a producer of adult movies.

SirSuperSouthern by BuddyDeath March 13, 2007

sirshartsalot 

a person who sharts uncontrollably for hours & leaves you the mess to clean up.

Some sirshartsalot left me a mess in the bathroom.

sirshartsalot by scatterbox January 19, 2009

SirSki

Sirski means homeboy

Yooo sirski what up

SirSki by KaaKaaPooPoo September 11, 2020