Stands for Service Industry Research Systems. Basically the worst job in the world. You can get hired there if you can say your alphabet, and pretty much everyone you know has worked there at some point in their life. It is rare that anyone lasts more than 2 weeks and those who do are clearly incredibly high and have no idea what's going on or how much their life sucks.
Got hired at sirs last week, find myself increasingly in need of a gun every minute spent at this place.
by kloeker November 22, 2011
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by ShaneIsAGamer October 23, 2007
verb
When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".
Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.
Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'
When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".
Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.
Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'
20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"
30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"
30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"
friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"
30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"
30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"
friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"
by mr uef October 24, 2011
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